The Mall 2
In Rhodos City there’s a shopping center going by the name of The Mall 2. Yes, I am not kidding. It actually exists… Click on the photo for proof (although the 2 is a bit blurred). Anyway, I associated this strange name with a horror film… Yes! A shopping center that kills people… And well… That was just the beginning. Below my suggestions for taglines (Hollywood people feel free to call!).
The Mall 2: Shop ’till you Drop
The Mall 2: A Discount to Die for
The Mall 2: No Return Policy
The Mall 2: Death for Sale
The Mall 2: One Shopping Center with Express Check Out
The Mall 2: “Shopping Never Killed Anybody…”
The Mall 2: There’s always an offer waiting for you
The Mall 2: The Final Destination For All Your Shopping
The Mall 2: Just when you thought it was safe to use your creditcard


Ha, ha, ha….